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"But the greatest love of all, Papa said, was the love of the family. 'Oh, Rodriga!' he would cry to me at night, "If it were not for my malady I would become a lawyer and buy you all of the dresses you could ever want. But I am a mere carpenter, and thus you must have wooden dresses." Sometimes in the shop, when Papa wasn't looking, I would daydream of all the dresses I could have. Lace, scented with coriander and tomatillos. It was almost as if SURPRISE AD:

 

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